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Well we’ve had confirmation that S’s kids will be with their Dad for 4 days, so it’s just the two of us for Christmas. This is perfect. Now just to see what the weather is like as to whether we can get up some mountains.
Hard to photograph (at least it is if you’re as incompetent as I am). But you get the idea. It looks better in real life.
Now to have a go at the living room …
The Christmas bull trumps the prawn!
Amazing 
I think you just won at xmas 
That looks the bullocks does that! 
Love that; fucking hate it when people use that language; sacked off a few cunts who speak like that. Life is much better! 
Holibobs…
Don’t worry, they’ll all be in the English Oxford Dictionary soon, so you all will be able to appreciate them 
…if they’re not already 
how’s santa supposed to get in with that fucker in the way!
And to Shirley Jones, who asks: “Have you come across the word ‘dimpsey’? It means that time of the evening when the light is beginning to fade and darkness is not far off. I grew up in Devon and as far as I know it’s a word from there.”