If they are resistant to piss stains you are all set.
A nice vintage Hohner Organette in excellent and working condition. Very unexpected and very nice.
Can’t be arsed to photo it at the moment but looks just like this.
I made my sis a light out of her favourite Gin bottle.
She is overjoyed. Also clearly easily pleased.
Nice touch with the ginger
Slim pickings this year mainly because I asked for cash for a new telly for my listening room (suppose it’s an AV room really).
Some Pringle socks from the in laws, which I suspect my FiL got on special offer from his golf club pro shop.
Some Versace eau de cologne , a Where’s Trump book (like Where’s Wally, but with the 45th President of The United States of America, includes porn stars and wigs) and a nice shirt from Claire.
A festive polo shirt from Lauren, which I was forced to wear all day.
Ellie framed some of her photos for everyone this year. I got one of a sculpture of an astronaut balancing on a dining chair whilst also balancing a vase of flowers on their foot.
No records, incomplete bits of HiFi or alcohol.
But £500 towards a telly
And a quid left for parking
Most Richer Sounds do free parking
Biggest I can go is 60” to fit on the chimney breast (no overlap allowed) but they’re few and far between, so a 55 is probably more realistic. Hisense? Seriously never heard of them before a week ago, they’re all over richer sounds and Amazon. Any good?
No idea
Comes with a 6 year guarantee so seems a decent deal if the picture is good
Probably best to remove Kerri’s email.
too late…
Email her a price list of Ritchie’s hifi.
Thanks mate!

Any good
I have a 4k 43" Hisense in the conservatory, it’s very good and for the £275 I paid for it’s outstanding value for money.
Asked for
Opened my present with a giddy sense of expectation and got:
It’s beautifully screwed together with the worst wood ever. Courtesy of my brothers woodwork department at his school. My hands turned black on the dirty timber.
I saw the music box logo as i unwrapped it and thought genuinely someone has seriously messed up the “oak” bit!
Funny.
Top trolling from your brother!
Proper wind up. It’s made with real detail and apparently took a bit of effort. The wood is what your average fruit pallet comes in but thicker.
Weighs as much as the real one (which was thankfully forthcoming)
Brother deserves honorary Abattoir membership. Fine fellow