Here you go… cunty shoes, socks and cords!
The holy trinity
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Socks could be cuntier, but that’s still achingly cunty 
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Fuck yeah !!! I found these cunting things in my wardrobe earlier… Warmer than my work trousers, they’re gonna be used tomorrow! 
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Yes. Tannoy and Valves only. And not that bloke. Corduroy is for trousers; jackets and shirts only. Not ties!
He has a cunty ‘bankers shirt’ also.
We must have standards.
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I’ve a couple of pairs of these:
And a pair of green ones. Can’t be arsed to find them on the site.
They feel so comfortable on the legs. Lovely and warm.
The ‘wine’ coloured trousers are only worn with these two jackets:
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Why have standards when you could be the proud wearer of this beauty?!
Also available in black in case you prefer your to keep your music notes off-radar…
Pains me to admit this but I’m in awe at the level of CUNTexcellence on display here…
Chapeau! 
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Every now and then I feel I’m just not weird enough for this place.
Fucking freaks.
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Get some fucking cords…
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I would sooner shit in my hands and clap.
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Found the rest of the outfit to accompany the Gucci cord loafers… what a time to be alive!
Buy with confidence too, thanks to this insightful review
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Brown is an excellent colour for this - somewhat offsets the challenge it presents to IBS sufferers…
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I’m fine with cords, but fcking tweed??? In the sea with the lot of you unless its involved of some sort of kilty wedding attire.
I’ve always known I was a leader in fashion but never expected to have to give a load of post hifi old men instruction.
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Any hope for taste in 2024 took a major knock with the chip thread. What remained has been eviscerated by corduroy. The death blow struck on the 18th Jan when ‘Personality’ socks were proudly displayed.
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The answer to the question
“what if Dartzeel started selling clothes”
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If i ever come to a bake off… i’m going to deliberately wear much much worse!
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-4 up here… feels like a cords day to me!
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