Knee high request inbound!
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I don’t own anything but!
maybe i’ll show them off with a set of plus fours!
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May I request a moment, currently not coping.
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Are we making lopwell a cords only event this year?
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Yes. This is a brilliant idea! Red or Mustard only. Or brown. 
A suitably cunty edit! 
you not heard of the Red Amber Green system?
It’s the only colour of trousers allowed in Edinburgh’s New Town
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Here ya go.
Drake’s “five-pocket chore jacket” in foo Japanese cord.
Hoping that if the massive bald head / double chin combo doesn’t trigger a few people then at least the hipster workwear / corduroy thing will.
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Where did you bury those girls? 
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Star of ‘Made in Shoreditch’.
Nothing wrong with chore jackets.
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Although having five of them could be construed as a problem 
I like to sew diss-cord. Old man cloth.
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Good Lord man the pain gets bigger?
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We share the same shoe, fuck!
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Is your home mainly closets?
Betimes, I’m hoping I can find some mid-70s style two or even three-tone cord apparel for the event…
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Cord is for retired cunts and geography teachers
Jumbo cord is for retired geography teachers