Shouldn’t work on paper, or even be very interesting, but I might as well just strap these on like a nosebag.
Was a bag at a time, for awhile, now just nibble a few.
I could sink one of the extra large bags!
You being you, I assume the fucking pint is a Cheese & Onion IPA?
It’s beer flavour!
Don’t give @Gyroscope ideas.
Might not be as ridiculous as one might think…
Now I WANT god to kill us all.
Luxury snacking! Say it’s your birthday, without saying it’s your birthday Hope you have a nice wine to go with it. Many Happy returns!
A bottle of Grandfather used to be de rigueur in our abode
It really is thoroughly decent stuff
These bastards always land me in trouble.
I once binged so many of them on a roadtrip that when I opened the car door to alight, the wind whipped the lap-crumbs into a powerful mini-twister which could have easily taken my face off
Full-size £20 note pictured for perspective
“When you cry about your blood pressure and only salt comes out…”
I fucking love crisps