Crimes against cuisine (for all your vegan and Marmite matters)

Why call the chicken “flavoured” a ham? It’s like an onion, the more layers you peel back . . .

Has a better ring than abomination ?

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I actually feel slightly sick…:face_vomiting: Please tell me this is a spoof. It’s a fucking spoof isn’t it? :thinking:

Get me to a Tesco pronto!

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A 390 calorie full English :clown_face:

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Eeeek! The egg and beans are touching! :joy:

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It’s the size of a thumb!

This is what Anne has been doing all along hoping you’d never find out.

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Haha, I think I’d notice I’d she’d been serving me 390 cal fry-ups - every time I look in the mirror. :joy:

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That always makes me laugh when I see them in the deliveries - shit in a box.

This stuff however is nectar

I like M&S food much more now I get discount :rofl: Will put that on the shopping list.

Granted it is a good discount but the pay is also shite :grinning:

Can’t really complain about the pay, I earn more than I did and I like driving the truck so its win win. Getting the M&S discount this year was just an added bonus.

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Your a highly skilled driver I’m just a grunt in the stock room. :grinning:

Were you driving for GIST ?

Surely this presents excellent opportunities for wage augmentation via larceny?

It is quite handy when you can eat the evidence.

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Still do.

You’re an M&S lackey now as they’ve bought over GIST. :grinning: