Both thrown in canal would be more charitable.
Might be best to check that export of such an object isn’t banned by UN Resolution before wandering off down the post office.
Postage may be an inside job.
I thought this was a euphemism for Rob’s ‘special cavity’ until I remembered what he actually does.
Does RM have an equivalent of AC-12?
You are dead to me (foodwise). I shall take myself to Hope and Smoke and send you the bill.
First time I’ve seen anyone use a slice of toast to wipe their arse with.
Even though Picard looks sceptical too, you are Rong ™. It’s ace. Nom.
It isn’t. Have you “lost focus” again? 
Nyet. In work early tomorrow, so sober. So, so, sober. 
They were called the POID when I worked on revamping the galleries in the sorting offices in the early 90s
We have one investigating officer for the whole of the North of England, and they can’t turn the cameras on without Union agreement.
I know of one office where the manager used to stash undelivered junk mail in the spy galleries, rather than send it back to the mail centre because he’d have got in trouble because of the sheer amount of them .
Never actually tried it and looking forward to having some later. I know it’s probably only slightly different to Marmite.
A. Lot. Different.
Different dog, different shit.
It is fucking awful shite.
There is only one Marmite