Crimes against cuisine (for all your vegan and Marmite matters)

Even worse than Vegemite. Utter smear from Seagol’s arsecheeks.

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You would know with you being a smearee…:joy:

Nein. I don’t indulge in jarred arseclag at any stage, but I am virutlently anti-Marmite.

Are you suggesting a new forum title for @Jim?

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:innocent:

I think I’m probably still in trouble for ‘fox shite gobbler’…

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Lol

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Really? Ah no!

Ah ffs!

I like it. Just had some from a spoon. Decent. I’m probably used to Marmite as I’ve had it all my life but this is alright if you ask me.

Marmite and liquorice :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting:

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Forum strap line right there :grin:

“ hungry drunk’ people seeking meat “

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Which neatly (17 days later) segues into this.

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I normally think them up when I’m drunk

I can believe that.

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Remove beans, deep fry, perfect :drooling_face:

It arrived :slightly_smiling_face:

Cheeky packing . . .

Oh dear . . .

Lid backed off during shipping. Lost 3/4 of the jar . . .

Shame about that. Just tried some on a piece of toast and it’s really nice. Definitely know you’re eating marmite, but with a good hit of chili heat. Recommended.
Thanks Rob :love_you_gesture:

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A cutting from a recent review of one of the new-fangled restaurants here:
“There’s also bread, shaped like a doorknob and suffused with marmite and treacle, which just cancel each other out, and served warm beside a perfect, umami disk of miso butter.”