The cockroach next to the hob is a nice touch, if the recipe isn’t enough.
Don’t even know where to start with that monstrosity.
She could have used the cockroach as garnish.
That wouldn’t have made it any more inedible.
One of my staples when I got my first flat in my early 20s. That and the mighty all day breakfast in a can. There was defo more meat in the old Frey Bentos back in the 90s. To my shame, I didn’t realise Frey Bentos was a place in Uruguay till about ten years ago, I thought that was the name of the guy who created the pie in a tin.
not sure why they try to ruin it with unsalted butter. Cuntz.
Needs peanut butter 
That word “combo” tho.
Is a combo not a mix anyway?
I hope you’re not trying to diss the M&S combo mix 
It’s right up there with ready salted Furrows.
The problem is just with the “seasonal” abominations.
New undisputed champion of ‘combine two things I will eat to make something I absolutely fucking wouldn’t’ was located this morning.
What. The. Fuck?!
I was tempted to buy it for you because I felt it was right up your street 
. I’m guessing that ‘porridge’ is an inexact translation but I’m not going to be trying it.
