Crimes against cuisine (for all your vegan and Marmite matters)

Do you have a cup of tea with that?

Would still be better than @Wayward’s effort, mind.

There’s no fucking way I’m trying it.

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The bin’s in the corner under the worktop

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If that’s a treat what does he normally have jfc

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I suggest he proposes
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that she learns how to cook.

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Normally the loofah is steamed rather than fried.

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That must have taken you ages :grinning:

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This means something, this is important.

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Just Nooooo!

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Or, is it so insane that it makes perfect sense.

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Who’s gonna try it x

Maybe @Ruprecht can make paté out of it, although such matters are probably best considered outside the post-Wednesday exhaustion period.

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Never really liked custard creams but I’d give it a go in the name of science.

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Only if deep fried :+1:

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The hero our forum deserves

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