Claire and the kids are out tonight, so I planned a bloke dinner, a lá @A_Touch_of_Cloth.
I left my dinner on the side to cool down for a few minutes (actually, to go for a piss) , then returned to find a big fat Nothing in it’s place, well apart from the oven chips.
So, who ate all my pie?
Notice the fear in the mangy cur’s eyes as she cowers from the punishment she knows she is due…
Little cunt.