Have you ever had a dream that contained a message for you, one that you needed to act on?
Mumsnet is that way 
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Did you wet the bed? I donāt think thereās a higher meaning to that tbh.
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Oops !
Thought it was Fleetwood Mac threadā¦ā¦ā¦
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Was it anything to do with hopelessly misjudging your target audience?
If so - call my premium rate psychic tarot line NOW! 
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You guys!
Last week I had a dream and my wedding suit featured in it. It was nothing special at all, just a nice simple Prince of Wales check, that suited my somewhat thinner frame (10 years ago).
We got married in New York and we were thankful for our two friends, who lived in Michigan, to come up and join us for a few days. He worked at Dow Chemical and was on that executive merry go round they send them on, starting and ending in Switzerland.
We got married at the City Clerks office on Worth Street, booked it on the Thursday and rocked up on the Friday, and we were in and out within an hour.
Photos taken in Central Park, then onto the Mandarin Oriental for a nice dinner at 5.00pm. Problem was, we arrived at the place at 3.00pm and headed straight for the bar.
Noticing our flowers, some people asked how the marriage went and I wasnāt shy about letting them know that it was also my 50th too.
A bottle of champagne got sent across, and then another. I cannot remember any of the dinner courses, but do remember being in some bar called āEarā, just off SOHO/Hudson at around midnight.
I have a vague memory of the ābest manā tucking something into my inside pocket, and also me complimenting him on his Brooks Brothers tie. It was a real blur that night.
A week after we got back, a brand new tie turned up for me and I sent my thanks to him. Sadly him and his wife have now divorced, so I donāt hear much from him.
Whilst in the loft over the weekend, my suit was hung up in one of those suit bags, and curious to see if it fitted, I took it down the loft ladders into my bedroom. No way I was getting into those trousers at all.
The jacket fitted OK though. In the inside pocket was 5 x $100 bills, folded over. Ā£362 out of nowhere, which for retired man is a nice pick up.
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Yes, and now Iām on a register until 2042.
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A lot of mine feature Anne Widdecombeā¦ 
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tl;dr
Looking at this I suspect your subconscious is telling you to buy a new phono lead.
https://www.futureshop.co.uk/atlas-element-achromatic-tonearm-audio-cable?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwxNW2BhAkEiwA24Cm9LTGdHClx4Ilm5FVbqF7GJetSs-OjyHZDp56hb2yeNwxIegIF_354xoCiGMQAvD_BwE
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Seems a rather long winded way of saying that you found a few quid 
Stillā¦ā¦whatās a bit of attention whoring amongst people who donāt know you from Adam ?
did you bump into John Wick?
Martin Luther King had one, one.
I think its a nice story, you miserable twats! 
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Now Iām confused. Was all that stuff the dream ?
Or did all that stuff actually happen when you got married, and then last week you also had a dream which had the suit in it ? And there was a message too, and something you needed to act on ? Was the message written on a scrap of paper in one of the suit pockets ?
Have you read Ubik ?
EDIT: Hang on, I think Iāve worked it out. All the stuff was real. The dream stirred you to check the suit. You found the money.
Iām not going to ask whose face was on the money.
Iām reminded of my āauntieā (much later turned out to be almost that, she was the sister of my motherās first husband) who with her husband was a smallholder in very rural Herefordshire.
They got burgled and we went to help clear up. The burglars got my uncleās jar of 50p pieces and were then disturbed.
They didnāt get the ~Ā£13,000 in cash (in the early 80s) that we saw, hidden in every nook and cranny.
Aunt and uncle had a son with SEN who lived with them. A couple of years later he accompanied her to a funeral and nudged her during the service to point out that heād found a roll of a further Ā£3k in the pocket of his funeral suit.
That oneās tl;dr too.
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Someone dreams of their suit, that had to have made your day:)
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Getcha thieving mitts off her - I saw her first!* 
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*And am still heaving TBHā¦
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Youāve changed man!
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