Pork crackling? Too risky for me as a regular teeth breaker?
I’ve developed a minor weakness for these:
I absolutely crave grapefruit but it is strictly verboten as it would impair my response to Glivec which would potentially be bad news. I’ve not been allowed it for 5 1/2 years. I could murder for a grapefruit sorbet, or vodka and fresh grapefuit juice…
Burger cheese. Quite happy to eat slices straight out of their individual packets.
I’ve never seen that. I’ll track down a packet.
I like to roll them up (no tobacco)
Starter
Bunging the contents of a bag of salted peanuts into a bag of salt & vinegar crisps crushing the bag and eating the scraps.
Main
Chip butty with cream cheese + ketchup
Desert.
Mince pie pate.
The duck toenails appears to have some care in their production so is way OT.
however…
Shocking lack of red flags, I hope that nutritional information is per 6 hoops.
Getting back to Corned Beef, don’t EVER buy this reduced salt shit. I did, once, by mistake.
Should be banned, tried one tin and threw the other one in the bin, it was that bad.
Beans on toast/crumpets.
Hardly embarrassing food? Just ordinary snacks that I also enjoy.
I went round a Shippams factory once.
I never bought or ate paste again
I suspect that would apply to 90%+ of processed food factories. 
The McDonalds double cheeseburger. It’s terrible but sometimes very little else will do.
Ok, maybe.
Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney pie and smash smothered in Brown Sauce with a Pint of Old Peculiar. Food of the Gods in my house.
6 pack of Brains faggots mixed up with roasties and also smothered in brown sauce eaten with a large spoon will also suffice, also needs a pint of old peculiar.
Pickled Onion Space Raiders, but only the 10p ones where there’s only 5 in the fucking packet.
ffs, they’re called butties you posh twa, forget it, it’s Christmas, I have forgiven thee.
