Embarrassing food you know is shit but still secretly crave

M&S posh version of wotsits…

I’m posh me - they’re much better than wotsits and your cat will love them too. :heart_eyes_cat:

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Crisp butties. White bread only permitted.
Tinned corned beef, fried with onions, and served with Smash.
Fray Bentos S & K.
Masterfoods BBQ sauce with just about anything.

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Curry pot noodles, food of the gods

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Bloody Duck :duck::duck::duck::thinking:, no mate it’s got to be pork​:+1:t6:

One from my youth. Hollands Meat and Potato Pie in a buttered muffin. Chippy near school used to do them. Also Worcester Sauce Wheat Crunches. Often with a pint of Oldham Brewery Bitter whilst playing a table version of Donkey Kong in an old mans pub on the back streets of Middleton. Only 16 at the time.

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Crab sticks, cheaper the better…

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I used to love crab sticks. Never touched one since that follow through incident in my van a few years ago.

Still stained but thankfully the smell has gone.

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Chocolate Pop-Tarts
All Maom sweets.

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Pop Tarts :grin: I don’t buy them often but when I do, I feel slightly dirty and oddly ashamed :rofl: Strawberry :heart: :revolving_hearts:

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Sugar sandwiches. Vesta paella. Bread and dripping

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AA strap line and ethos all in one sentence.

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Caramac, still feel like Charlie Bucket when I get a bar.

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With the exception of porridge, a mixture of breakfast cereal in the same bowl. Any mixture will do and no limit on the number of different types.

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Hot buttered crumpets with marmite and a slice of mature cheddar on top.

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nothing wrong with that.

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Haha, yes. You feel like a master mixologist when you find an amazing combo.

Sometimes I eat and and think “they could charge a fortune for this” :smiley:

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Not had for quite a while, but Scotch pie n’ beans. Broon sauce on top.
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That was cos I wasn’t concentrating whilst typing.

You got your ninja edit in though! Chapeau!

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