£300 shoe brush?
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Wonderful isn’t it
I am disappointed that brushes are not individually sized for 7", 10", 12" vinyl. They are not trying hard enough.
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Fair point, also lacking ‘nano’ which is somewhat of a let down.
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Are they mpingo?
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They’re certainly mwrongo.
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I would guess, oak, pine and rosewood?
And no quantums? I’m out.
Such a piffling niggardly amount. Surely it’s bargain basement crassness would disrupt my chi and inhibit any/all Schumann waves in it’s vicinity. Get thee to fuck econo-brush.
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Enter stage left - The Audio Lab-Ya! upgrade path, quantum ground lead, solar De-mag - Anti-stat cloud, micro schmannator. ultra sonic bristleator, Mink carry case, endangered species marquetry inlay - Have faith the price will be truly nice.
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I’ll take 5.
I hope you have a good supply of pre-famulated amulite.
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This will be my word of the day. I will use it often. I am taking bets on how long it will be before somebody mishears or misunderstands and I am suspended pending an investigation 
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A €280 signature series record brush . . . what an age to be alive.
Some US senator had to resign over his use of that word
Edit: it was an aide actually
I’m seeing a new business opportunity here. So what we’re looking at is exotic hardwood (Woolly Mammoth bone???) case and handle, brushes infused with quantum graphene nano particles then priced accordingly.
Who’s in
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No Schumann enhancing lapis lazuli band = no sale.
Hmm, it’s a thought though in the real world Schumann’s require a power source if i’m not totally mistaken and an Odin powercord may not be as practical as it sounds in a record cleaning brush.
Further thoughts though. Exotic hardwood, yes, but Mammoth bone inlay for human resonance reasons, now, we’re talking sale, surely
6 rows of millions of carbon fibres and 2 rows of goat hair. 
I dunno, a off-board LPS in a polished mpingo and granite box night be just the thing for the ardent foo hoarder.