Fabulous Foo (or ICHM's shopping list)

Be good for rearing trout

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Kinky, welcome.

D I Y

The sadist sex pond offers a touch of medieval mirth to proceedings. I’m wondering how you climb into this cack handed cauldron whilst retaining any form of allure? I’m guessing this is a low end concern considering the likely par boiled buttocks and scalded nut sack this marvelous pond provides.

I do see this as a step up from last years Lopwell effort tho.

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Abba and captain sensible

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Love. Not so much the product but rather the mind of the man who made it

Getting out every so often to chuck more fuel on the fire might be even funnier. But then what are retainers like Stronzetto for … ?

VB

A while ago I attempted to impart some Zen into the mind of the U-Hu kid. ‘Chop wood and carry water’ became the mantra of the mind garden. Imparting this wisdom in the hope of good practice proved fitful at best. The net result was a destroyed decking area and a spiteful bladder infection. I would not entrust him to stoke any fire, he is genetically 93% glue and quite probably flammable.

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Schumann technology is stepping up to tackle 2021.

First UP:

who doesn’t want ‘Large Egyptian’ equally Blue LED to really tickle ones tits.

Next.

Didn’t know you needed a Labyrinth coil? You do now! - this thing kicks like a Minotaur.

And sure is bullshit-free, yes sirree !

VB

After the dismal 2nd album, I feel they bounced right back with the 3rd and final lp

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Want

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Love the look of this too, but $WTF :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Looks like it belongs in a workshop or warehouse

Industrial chic innit.

Rack from screwfix and a tin of paint

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You’ll make a fortune then!

A lack of talent and interest makes that unlikely

Talent is much overrated. Bullshit works much betterer.

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Also want something like this but with deeper / stronger shelves

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Make one, get it pre cut then build