Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

That is tenuous.

Wiki disagrees.

The ’ is an apostrophe and that’s a punctuation mark (used in this case for disambiguation of meaning).

VB

This is supposed to be the joke thread, will you two please just get a room :roll_eyes:

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:thinking:

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hasn’t fucking worked so far.

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Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out – we don’t serve your type.”

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

A woman walks into a bar. She asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gives her one.

VB

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They’re funny.
(You should be ashamed of yourself).

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A horse walks into a bar. The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, “Hey!”
The horse says “You read my mind.”


And a shart must be a wrong number.

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Sums my day up so far:

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Are you okay? Do you need a hug or something?

Yes. No thanks.

I might just go back to bed.

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That is a good option. Maybe read a book were heroic person saves the world or something, or even solves a tricky crime.

Yes, the gentleman’s retreat :face_with_monocle:

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Topical Easter/CV-19 joke(ish) thing:

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Wouldn’t it have been better to say: Judas, you need to unmute

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