Paging @MGOwner. Low point achieved I believe.
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FFS 
Enjoy your ban.
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Heād only come backā¦
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Finally a joke
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Iām proud of Jim. I always knew he had a proper joke in him, and not just wind.
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yep he sized that up proper
The retirement effectā¦ 
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And it was at this time during the darkest days of christianity that as he was nailed to the cross and raised up for all to gaze upon his tortured and twisted body he looked down wearily at his 12 apostles and speaking softly with his last gasping breath, said unto themā¦donāt touch my f*ckin eastereggs, iāll be back on Mondayā¦!
If I was in range I would throw my shoe at you. 
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That was an Easter egg for @MGOwner. Iām glad you enjoyed it too. Keep your cuntyboots to yourself though.
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Brilliant !
DG isnāt actually leased; as an Overseas Territory it remains under British rule and has a UK military presence led by the āBritish Representativeā, who is the chief of police, coroner, head of the customs detachment, in charge of the local defence force and virtually any other title you can think of. He/she has a white pith helmet with white feathers to wear on special occasions - all very colonial looking.
The yank is in charge of the military base and most of the people on the island, so they need to get alongā¦
Postings used to be a year long, unaccompanied (and there is no local population), so they need to find things to do, or maybe go stir crazy.
Thereās more on wiki about the politics and history - an interesting place.
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I know, tl;drā¦
How is that a joke?
Thereās loads of USAF Commanders in charge of UK air bases.
Gets misquoted a lotā¦
Oh fuck thatās shit, even for this place.