I wanna see a fish eyed lens portrait
I don’t really want to do this because I like you and don’t want to lumber you with the culinary equivalent of a gypsy’s curse, but I have one you can have for free provided you dismantle it and take it away.
Fucking useless POS. I should weigh it in for scrap.
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Is he in training to take on Beard Meets Food?
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Is he Giant Haystacks? If so, I claim my fiver
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I said the same thing to him tonight. 
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No he is a ripped skinny fecker with a very physical job, not jealous at all.
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If he starts picking up and eating the fried eggs by hand 
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Where bacon?!?!?
Needs beans and/or tomato although good sausage quotient.
Needs both bacon and potato scones.
In the shop, was just what I could cobble together from the freezer and couple of fresh bits.
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If that was a proper F1 breakfast you would have run out of power after the sausages so the mushrooms would be raw.
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