Fuck this thread, I’m off to fry-up second-breakfast to fend-off despair…
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Keep it to yerself perv
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Ok
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Yay, hypernatremia!
More diet breakfasts. 
The full part of “full English” is important. Do we really need to pint out the vast array of missing ingredients?
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Irish breakfast FTW, I prefer white pudding to black and soda/potato bread or boxty to toast.
Close second is an Ulster fry.
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They’re all part of the genre, unlike the horrors being posted above.
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You can ‘pint out’ at your leisure. 
Anyway, you are just envious of my eggy/porky goodness.
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Nein!
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Full it ain’t, but extra points for a properly generous amount of pepper, and more for what appears to be a fried slice.
Certainly works as a light snack between actual proper meals 
No fried bread just very buttery soda/wheaten bread
Salted? 
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Of course, I’m not a feckin’ freak.
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Um… I hate to tell you this…
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Lovely, but needs a spin round the frying-pan: 7/10 
Shocking presentationally -random bits lost in a vast plate universe 
Fair point
Doesn’t matter now as it is now just Pâté