Rick Wakeman?
I always enjoy your intense fanaticism for stuff Stu. 
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666 yd par 6
Should be a good birdy opportunity.
Johnson
The uncle bens cup is a 9 hole championship isn’t it? If so I’m in, 18 holes without nap, sweet pastries or porn hub would be stretching abstinence beyond the pail.
Pale.
I understand they double at a toilet for pedants and people devoid of gorm
Then went on to invent the hamburger
Non golfers need to clear their things and get the fuck outta this thread. There is no place for you here.
Begone.
What qualifies you as a golfer?
The same that qualifies you as a bell end. 
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Aww bless.
Ninja edit.
Telling Preferred Lies ?
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They don’t call me speedy fingers for no reason.
Wish we still had preferred lies. Grass still a bit shit.
Should you not be perusing wedding shops ‘n’ shit?
Waiting for me injections for going to see lions n stuff.
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