Love child of Winston Churchill and Ken Dodd 
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Well I at least appreciate that joke, 
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Like many things in my life, I tend to buy hats and never wear them…
I always fancied a bowler hat
I’m a big hat wearer.
A big wearer of hats and a wearer of big hats.
Fancy a coke too, but suspect that it would look pretty try-hard.
Like this?
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was it you at Field Day, who when we were meeting up described yourself as the bloke skulking around in a tribly?
Obvious Bond villain is obvious.
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This thread is upsetting me - More please
we need a sunglasses thread.
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It will also keep the voices out 
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Oh man, you’re one of those zany wacky fellas aren’t you? 
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Christ, I thought you were joking in the post before…
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Are you a hip-hop star? Yes/No
Are you Ali G? Yes/No
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