Hello

Police notified

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This thread has taken a disturbing turn for the worse. It is unsurprising that the reactionary ā€˜bacon and hot sauce on your HCBā€™ zealots are to the fore again. Quite apart from the disgusting salt-free butter attitude flagrantly on display, the attitude towards chip shop etiquette is a betrayal of their heritage.

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I forgot to have a pop at the trollsā€¦

Hash browns do not belong in a full English breakfast.

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Fucking meh with extra gravyā€¦

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How rude! :smiley:

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This has always been in my ā€˜when Iā€™m chargeā€™ list. Nasty little green bastards

You couldnā€™t be more rong if you lived in Rongtown.

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:scream:

Iā€™ll bet you eat unsalted butter too. It is amazing how many recidivists are lurking in this fetid corner of the interwebsā€¦:angry:

Niet. My butter is very much salted.

Also, unsmoked bacon is superior Vs smoked bacon.

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Now you can just fuck right off with that sort of bullshit.

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Oh FFS I despair I really doā€¦

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:face_with_monocle::face_with_monocle:

Your other non-conforming mushy pea hatred has been noted.

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EDIT:
:scream::scream::scream:

WRONGER than RONG

:rage:

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Rebel without a clue me

Where does gravy come in to play, when you cross the border in to Yorkshire ?

Apologies Ant, I thought youā€™d find this a calm & civilised environment where the gentle pleasures of life are explored. Not this fetid nest of intolerant vipers with itā€™s tawdry inhumanities & prejudices on full display.

Unsalted butter. A dislike of mushy peas. Icing on bakewell tarts. An absolute lack of understanding of chip shop etiquette not to mention a wrong headed approach to seasoning. A barbaric attitude to hot cross buns. The list goes on.

I feel ashamed, soiled even.

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[Brings bag of fish and chips on 6 hour drive to Lopwell to prove a point]

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I had to have a safety wipe after the shock of the unsmoked bacon farrago.

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It will taste as fresh & vital as when it was wrapped