Help Stu believe in Parakeets

I knew you’d be chough’d with that response…

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Please don’t carrion with this futile caw’s

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winner champ GIF

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Knockout wordplay! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

All punsters can get to fuck in this direction :arrow_right: :arrow_right:

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Feeling a bit jay-ded, Ólan?

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Once you get there, you can keep fucking off…

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Witzelsucht… closely paired with pedantry…

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Because they are humourless cunts !

Now stop it !

Now, now, mustn’t murder this thread…

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Not with this new Parliament

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Enjoy your Ban

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And yours

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You’re Robin our fun you tit!

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And you

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@stu have you seen Alfie’s Parakeet dance?

https://youtube.com/shorts/E8onYkfzgWE?si=qS5YR6SQVTNxxQNP

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https://www.birminghamworld.uk/lifestyle/invasive-parakeets-birmingham-west-midlands-4908017

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More compelling evidence. :parrot:

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It’s not evidence that will convince Stu. He deals in first hand experiences or it’s bollox. A fine approach to life and probably the only path to truth.

I’m going to have to research their presence in Lopwell. There’s bound to be some Parakeets there…:thinking: