Not seen any up on the moor yet but squadrons fly over my house daily - Stu says it’s the Red Arrows.
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In Plymouth apparently. Yelverton next. 
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UNSTOPPABLE
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Just imagining RAF F-35s being shot out of the sky by parakeets with laser eyes.
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Lol 
According to Stu, “Putin is behind it - Russian pigeons have been disappearing at an alarming rate for the last ten years - Don’t trust the green bastards; they mean to fuck with you.”
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Imagine the time it must have taken for the people of Mitcham to cut every single leaf on this tree into the shape of a parakeet. Yet that’s obviously what they’ve done.
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AI is getting hard to recognise,but that’s a blatant piss take
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Whilst I can see what you’re aiming at, the fly in the ointment is Stu hasn’t had his eyes tested for over ten years - He PM’d me earlier asking why you posted a picture of ‘The green man’ he was quite concerned you’d gone full pagan.
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One of the knock on effects of our talk on skunk yesterday.
The Home Counties is now full of idiots seeing things.
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I couldn’t move for the things in Kingston but in Kent - zero.
Variable distribution, not ocular efficiency, could be why Stu is missing these gaudy avian fuckers?
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@stu - you’re not alone mate -
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I played Coombe Hill Golf Course, and I am sure the bastard things deliberately started squawking as I started my back swing.
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Wonderful, truly wonderful. Restores ones faith in the mental fragility of humankind. Thanks for posting that.
That was your excuse, anyway.
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A part of me finds this utterly believable.
The wonky lettering suggests that someone went to considerable effort to educate the world on the perils of the government-sponsored avian eradication and subsequent drone replacement programme.
Power lines would indeed be an ideal charging scenario.
But I draw the line at the ‘Pigeons are liars’ part. Pigeons are cunts, but consistently so. I’ve never had cause to doubt their honesty.
Don’t listen to idiots on tinternet. That’s my advice.
And if you really want to get your message across, pay the going rate for the job and get properly aligned lettering with inappropriate apostrophes and shit.
Word.