Optical illusion caused by the last few leaves not to have dropped yet 
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Pah! The one on the left has clearly been painted blue to cover the green-ness of it’s plumage, innit! 
AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
How many times?
Budgies ARE Parakeets
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Bloody experts! We’ve had enough of fucking experts…
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Ah yes, the pastykeets, those flightless terror birds of the southwest
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Shirley, by definition. All ‘keets are airborne troops?
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You are wise in the ways of funny little birds.
I was not planning to remember that budgies are parakeets. Instead, I was going to place that nugget in my big box of don’t care.
Angry child meme has scuppered my plans, so I am now eternally primed for the pub quiz question…
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Not the sappers.
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Not me.
I love fucking them.
It’s listening to them that’s insufferably tedious 
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FFS! It’s hard enough to get @stu to accept the existence of the AI green ones.
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Agreed - No way Al Green was real.
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Agreed. This ‘artist’ is an AI creation. The clue is in his name, innit! 
It is metakeets we really need to worry about.
And the orthokeets of course …
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We just need to develop antikeets and then Stu could relax, although I suppose it might get messy along the way…
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I get the impression Stu is already pretty relaxed about the matter! Just rock-solid non-acceptance.
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It’s fortunate Stu and Jaques Cousteau never met - Stu’s refusal to accept the reality of anything he hasn’t directly experienced would’ve ended in a vicious tear up. "Colour changing Cuttle Fish - Fuck off’
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I see the Guardian has an article about the increasing population of the green parakeet, deluded journalism ?