Help Stu believe in Parakeets

Propaganda is real.

I have heard that Stu thinks Australia is a just a reality show populated by cartoon characters and fantasy animals

The England cricket team were thinking that until about 5 weeks ago.

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General Sir Prince Attenborough said, last night, that there are at least 30k in the UK.

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Well said … The Far East has got the best looking birds and audio gear

Cant get enough :+1: of it

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Can it truly be…

/audible rustling of banhammers/

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Nah, AI, innit. Not even Clotho is stooopid enough to be Clotho, in this place.

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I shall keep an eye out for a herd of miniature giraffe :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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An alarming watch for pigeons though. At the bottom of everyone’s food chain :grimacing:

Even the hedgehogs would’ve had a go given the chance.

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They’re more plausible than so-called parakeets! :giraffe::giraffe::giraffe::giraffe::giraffe::giraffe::giraffe:

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That would be to ignore the best part of 20 years of evidence to the contrary.

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Yea, I guess there is that.

Scroll Up! :grinning_face:

Nein!

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Painted parrots (Parvum Viridi Bastardis) from this afternoon’s constitutional.

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Tell us you’re on holiday in a tropical paradise somewhere without saying it out loud.

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Runcorn ftw

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I note with interest Guy’s prickly response here. The yew tree has sacred pagan meaning, symbolising death, rebirth, and eternity for Druids. Adorning one with green crows is likely crossing fundamental spiritual boundaries.

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