Will they (ours) cope with the sudden cold snap ?
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There we have it: the reason why Stu will never experience, and therefore never accept, the existence of parakeets. As an avid rubber-serpent collector, he’s rabid for a rubber rattlesnake, which makes it clear why the green invasion is giving him a wide berth.
I never really got to the bottom of why he’s so into rubber snakes; he always answers in Greek—something to do with having a mad hard-on for Medusa, but also having to kill her, or something.
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Bear in mind, he was there at the time - only his dick was turned to stone because he couldn’t take his eyes off her tits…
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Luton has fallen
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I fear for us all.
Luton is a secret tropical paradise that the public just aren’t told about.
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Clever ! They’ve done a pretty good job of hiding it from the residents, too.
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Contrails from the planes, innit.
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It’s hard enough keeping older buildings standing without spray-painted pigeons eating your fucking walls! 
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They’re eating our walls, they’re eating our houses.
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“They come over 'ere, with their vivid plumage and their aggregate-based cuisine…!”
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