I think the pigeons POV is less “sacred pagan” more “tasty berries”.
They also wait until hornbeams are just right in about early September before they absolutely tear them to pieces.
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It’s becoming clearer that whoever is painting these birds is also unleashing them across ancient pagan flora. The image of Guy crashing about the landscape with a giant net, trying to catch them, is quite pleasing.
Costa del Penge?
You need to get tough on the causes of parakeets
Parakeets Schmarakeets. These are painted pigeons.
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Catching the birds or catching the painters ?
If the latter then is he planning ‘greening and feathering’ ?
I’d assumed flytipped xmas decs, but there’s some proper miss-cheeve-eous bastards out there, so pigeons in makeup are not less plasuible… 
I need much more hair to be a convincing druid.
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Apparently it’s the nail that sticks out that gets hammered. As you know, Druids have long mastered the art of integration — leaving the cosplayers to be the harmless face of the ancient tradition.
Meanwhile, the real ones walk about with impunity. It’s been so successful that some don’t even know they’re Druids, only that they have a strange hankering for standing stones, the moon, and ram skulls.
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Undercover Druid, innit!
Big chebs for a Druid.
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Are we surronded by Stealth Druid?
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Just spent 3 days in London and didn’t see a single parakeet.
We saw what you were up to in London.
You don’t see many parakeets in bars.
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I fancy this to be very much the case.
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Close, but no cigar.
At the risk of being
They are Monk Parakeets, ours are Ring-necked (AKA Rose-ringed) Parakeets.
(To be fair, Rome also has a Ring-necked population but that ain’t them)
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Druidlocks?
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