Help Stu believe in Parakeets

You’ll be saying next that there are no Wallabies in the Peak District.

*Actually, there might not be any more.

I tangled with his world view for 4 hrs 20 mins on the drive home. The logic is simple, if Stu hasn’t seen, smelled, touched or tasted it - It doesn’t exist. That is to suggest if something has not been a direct experience it is outside ‘actual reality’. In many ways everything is an illusion and Stu is the second coming.

Seems you need to stay away from Cleethorpes then.

Just driven home from matts.
Nothing.

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Get yourself to Runcorn. The place is positively swimming in sea parakeets.

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Resist!

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If Patch were a Parakeet

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Thought he didn’t bother with the small talk

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image

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Incontrovertible evidence…

How These Exotic Parrots Ended Up in London | Wil…: https://youtu.be/c_8sJ7wNOxY

Stu says this is AI

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Green bastard trashing a hornbeam about 20’ from my front door right now.

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You’re not fooling me Stu, Wallabies are Kangaroo’s but further away.

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Greenfinch that’s been at the steroids :ok_hand:

1990 photoshop. Nice try

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TBH it really does look like AI - for the good reason that the latest 'phones really do use AI image-enhancement tech now :open_mouth:

Meanwhile: Parakeets continue enjoying the company of unicorns, dragons, fairies, Santa, god and sound tory politicians…

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Damn ! You had me, until the last one.

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Just seen one in the garden of a house in Eynella Rd. There does seem to be loads of the little buggers. There used to be some near Harpenden, where I worked, too.

Old age

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