Well you’re about 20 minutes walk from me.
Parakeets shitting up hipster East Dulwich, that really won’t do 
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They obviously exist…
Looks like a fecking budgie to me. Then again, I’m at bollocksed rugby stage
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This statement paired with some CGI will not dent Stu’s impenetrable world view: “I’ve yet to see or hear one, so they don’t exist”
I can confirm they’re here,
they’re there
They’re every fucking where
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It is.
Which makes it a Parakeet!
This world is getting stranger by the hour
Another one to ponder
Whales are really elephants 
Hence why we don’t understand what they’re saying
Good job not every type of Whale evolved on land.
Killer elephants would be bastards!
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They are
Indeed, except Killer Whales - Orcas - are (taxonomically) Dolphins…
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We have had quite enough of experts thankyouverymuch
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Yer fucking with my melon, man
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So you’re saying British towns are infested with budgies that are invisible to Stu (and all other right-thinking people).
You’ll be claiming that Australia is actually Africa next!
You call them green pidgins
I call them green pidgins
KFC call them Zingers
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And elephants are really swans
If budgerigars can be parakeets maybe swans can be too ?
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GB News would have something to say about that.
Given @pmac’s previous despair at the standards of ornithology in the media I’m not sure I’d trust GBNews on that … 
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Destructive, town-smashing alcoholism has apparently afflicted elephants for years…Some headlines: In 2010, there was “Elephants on Drunken Rampage Kill 3 People;” in 2004, “6 Drunk Elephants Electrocute Themselves;” and in 1999, the understated, but seminal, BBC headline: “Drunken Elephants Trample Village.”
Elephants like getting lairy on Marula fruit among other things.