Fake news; no links to back up your claim…
It seems armadillos are at it as well
Of course none of this is real - Nothing is outside of stu’s mind.
But not in Plymouth, obviously.
Haven’t dared ask if Stu believes in elephants. I honestly don’t think I can cope with the answer to that one.
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Weirdos
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Wisdom brings simplicity, In one word Stu bats away nonsensical notions of large mammals, correctly encapsulates the readership of this man shed in the sky and trounces the concept of budgie / parrot / swans.
Vote Stu
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Or Leamington. While we did have elephants at one point ours fitted in to the general civility of the place, apparently, rather than beering it up.
It’s 2023, transgenera is A Thing now 
The Voice of Reason! 
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I went to a very St Custard’s school that had ridiculous school rules dating back a century which they occasionally reviewed.
One teacher on the “board” dined out for years on having removed something along the lines of “Senior Chapel Prefects* may keep an elephant on the junior cricket pitch on the condition that they provide it with fresh hay daily”.
This was apparently put in place to accommodate a young Maharajah** studying some time in the 1930s.
* You can’t just say “head boy” because St Custards
** We had to do a cross-country run every February to compete for the Maharajah of [can’t remember] cup. One of my least favourite things about the school, and that was a hotly-contended field
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Someone needs to tell them (although they should know) that they haven’t been called Ring-necked Parakeets for a long time. They’re known as Rose-ringed Parakeets these days.
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That’s a typo for “ringfenced sugarbeet” - often mistaken for a ground-feeding flock of birds 
Nice greenfinch that 
A search for a parakeet on a hat for the obvious Stu response somehow led to this.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/996150761/taxidermy-birds-2-headed-green-parakeet
Known liars according to Stu.
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Also made a useless version of the bouncing bomb that flattened twickenham in 61
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I take it Tomkinson’s Schooldays felt like a documentary?
All pupils in Bodmas must attend Chitterlings in The Bungalow this afternoon 
My house was the last remaining one to have fagging (younger children are servants / slaves of the 18 year olds). A remnant of the 19th century phased out while I was there. It was still all pretty feudal.
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