Don’t forget Jim.
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She farts like @Jim.
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God, I loved that as a kid, can still sing the feemchoon.
@MrKettle and Mr Ed. “Wilbuuuur…”
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It’s smart enough to empty Rob’s pockets in league with a vet and a load of horsey types with expensive leather stuff to hang off it.
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kemosabe means “idiot” in Apache.
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I doubt it 
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Paint it yourself during the night and then innocently blame it on those pesky local kids.
Seconded.
Spray “I 
Corbyn” in pink and the farmer will be out there in milliseconds to cover it up.
Latest cost:
1 iPhone 13, FoL#1 Ellie dropped her phone in the stable, horsey immediately stomped it.
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Cheap. Could’ve eaten it 
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Phone insurance?
Don’t be daft.
Sue the horse
Mock up a video for you’ve been framed?
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No, pay attention, Goldie the horse.
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Only cost you £40 
Shutting stable door etc., but all family phones covered