How do you feel? (Part 1)

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I agree totally about the masks though. It’ll take a good 12 months to get enough folk vaccinated so that we can think about returning to a more reasonable way of living (Brexity apocalypse permitting)

No money, it’s voluntary.

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My sister is also a volunteer to give the vaccinations, and is doing her training this week. She used to be a nurse, so already knows which way round to point the needle…

Ummmmm, what, cheeky cunts. Money tree must have shrivelled .

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This should be career ending, but won’t be. How can you get stuck in to politicians for rule breaking when you are a full of shit hypocrite yourself?

I do like the Grauniad…

A third said: “It’s fair to say that the overwhelming reaction from those I’ve spoken to is ‘what the shuddering fuck?’”

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Today I was asked if I would be prepared to vaccinate our workforce if the need arose.

Um, sticking needles into colleagues, Fuck yeah, when can I start?

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beware this’ll be the short end of the needle, you’ll be botoxing their wrinkled brows soon enough…

Ha, doubt that. By the time I’m finished with them they wouldn’t ask me to pass them a compass.

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oh well never mind. At least you might get a chance to dress up as head nurse…

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I got a little box through the post today with the NHS logo on it.
I thought I had been selected for a random Covid test.
It was a poo sticks pack :rage:

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Which bridge are you going to?

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Yep, received mine just before Lockdown I.
I smeared a turd on it and sent it off once the lockdown ended.

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This one of course
To be honest I have never been there but have played golf on courses all round Pooh Country

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Been summoned for a flu jab … officially old.

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Fuck. Sorry to hear that :pensive:

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I’m just fed up of being in tier 3!

Could be worse we’re in Tier 4 :grinning:

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