3 is horrific!
All of them are for cunts, toast should not be sliced.
The crust creates a dam for the butter and a raft for your beans
What is slicing?
In your case, over a period of weeks, in a Mandelbrot set pattern. /prog
2, then fold in half and eat in one go. (3 if we have visitors)
OK. I’ll take that
That’s not toast, it’s warmed bread with raw edges
Slicing? Pfft. It’s the buttering that’s important.
Hmmmm I quite like 3, its symmetrical.
Bloody hell Rob.
I’ve been up your estate you know.
It’s number 2 for us or full slice in one go.
Fuck’s sakes Pete, did you use an Aga to make that toast, or just leave the bread under a lamp for 5 minutes???
Toast means TOAST!
Feckin’ heathen @coco with your lightly toasted bread . Char the feckin’ thing to within seconds of burning it, butter generously, serve with marmalade and strong tea.
Ulster says TOAST!
your butler appears to have left the crusts on.
Slicing toast is only ever acceptable when eating soft-boiled eggs.
Lol, you think toast would survive long enough to be photographed? Fool!
I’m impressed they all landed on the floor butter side up.
Uuugh, you mean you borrowed someone else’s (approximately toasted) bread and photographed it? Is toast dogging now a thing?
And fried eggs with slightly burnt edges my local cafe serves up completely white eggs (with yokes of course)