Jesus, none of you heard of Russel hobbs? £19 is the maximum you need to spend on a toaster.
If you go down the path of arguing adequacy, I will beat the shit out of you.*
*Not read the posts.
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Fuck you.
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Just thinking about it, the best toast I’ve had was just slung on the plate of an Aga (there, I said it). Wait a minute, flip it, wait one more minute. Done.
Fixt. 
You forgot an important issue about using a fucking Aga to make toast.
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Too fucking slow son…
Ffs. Mine was funnier tho.
French Toast.
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If I was into toast the same extent as I’m into coffee, I’d buy one of those toasters like you get in a hotel - where the toast passes the heating elements on a motorised conveyor belt.
but I’m not…
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just as well, those conveyor type toasters are utter shite
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Exactly.
One pass = blond. Two passes = charcoal.
This.
Ours has also been utterly reliable for the last 30 years, delivering exactly what the nut holding the controls asked for. If you want a job done properly, get the right tool …
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Mad foo toaster - a couple of 845 tubes as heating elements 
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Each time Im asked to recommend a brand of toaster my answer is always the same.
Bosch.
Yes its a bit left field, but they’re reliable, well built and toast evenly.
The lid from our pie, the beans from our toast and now people take issue with Dualit? Fuck you Seasonal Affective Disorder. Sirs need a light shining on this insidious dis-ease.
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I like this.