Dude, that’s for pastry.
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Marmite is unfit for human consumption.
Unsalted butter is just yellow fat.
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Nothing to disagree with there. Spot on.
It’s a man’s spread 
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Possibly the most wonderfully suggestive gif I’ve ever seen Vive la France!
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Notorious!
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I have a toaster which works, but I need to replace it with a toaster which makes toast.
By “makes toast”, I mean, let’s me govern the temperature of the elements and the time. For it to be called toast, the bread needs to have turned brown and be dried completely out so that it is crispy, rather than like biting into a sponge.
Anyone own such a machine? CBA with using the grill, btw.
We recently bought a sage toaster and very impressed with it. Has a crumpet setting which toasts one side more than the other, surprisingly useful
Rowlett
How does it know which side to toast more? 
Magic
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You win at specialised kitchen gadgets
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Probably better than buying a smeg toaster 
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What happens if you want to toast a different herb? 
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Fucking Casual detected… 
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It was my way of mocking his upper-case fail…
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