I hate Straya


#42

Is there actually anywhere nice in Aus at all? I’ve not kept a running list but it sounds like almost every city has been described as a shithole in this thread.


#43

Sydney Harbour is one of the great views of the world.


#44

This is true. The harbour is beautiful. Unfortunately, Sydney is a fucking sweaty dump with little to recommend it other than the road out of town.


#45

I liked Margaret River and Denmark was nice in an Olde Worlde sort of way


#46

Lots of Japanese restaurants though.


#47

That bit in the middle where there are no strayans.


#48

Apart from the original fellas though


#49

There are some lovely places. Like Kangaroo Island…

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Please note the complete absence of Strayans.


#50

And kangaroos ?

VB


#51

Hiding in the scrub.


#52

Sneaky bastards those kangaroos.


#53

No doubt it has other charms.


#54

That’s why the 'roos are hiding in the scrub :rolling_eyes:


#55

The salties would make short work of those sharks in the shallows


#56

Read about it here

Fuckin’ snakes…


#57

My Mum has a resident Brown which has eluded 7 (yes 7 !) attempts at capture by professionals.


#58

I really dislike snakes ever since one had a pop at me in Turkey. Sneaky bushwacking bastard, it didn’t reckon on fleet of foot Johnny and the copious amounts of shit I produced to throw at it. They don’t like shit, it slithered back into the undergrowth.


#59

When I was a nipper I walked into a beach bar with a green mamba on the end of a stick, never seen so many people move so quickly:)


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