Is there actually anywhere nice in Aus at all? I’ve not kept a running list but it sounds like almost every city has been described as a shithole in this thread.
Sydney Harbour is one of the great views of the world.
This is true. The harbour is beautiful. Unfortunately, Sydney is a fucking sweaty dump with little to recommend it other than the road out of town.
I liked Margaret River and Denmark was nice in an Olde Worlde sort of way
Lots of Japanese restaurants though.
That bit in the middle where there are no strayans.
Apart from the original fellas though
There are some lovely places. Like Kangaroo Island…
Please note the complete absence of Strayans.
And kangaroos ?
Hiding in the scrub.
Sneaky bastards those kangaroos.
That’s why the 'roos are hiding in the scrub
The salties would make short work of those sharks in the shallows
My Mum has a resident Brown which has eluded 7 (yes 7 !) attempts at capture by professionals.
I really dislike snakes ever since one had a pop at me in Turkey. Sneaky bushwacking bastard, it didn’t reckon on fleet of foot Johnny and the copious amounts of shit I produced to throw at it. They don’t like shit, it slithered back into the undergrowth.
When I was a nipper I walked into a beach bar with a green mamba on the end of a stick, never seen so many people move so quickly:)