Ice Cream

I mentioned to Mrs C that it would be nice to make our own ice cream and that we could afford a basic machine. Pointed her in the direction of Nesbits and we now have a semi industrial 2l capacity, mixing and freezing machine on the way!

Any road up, ice cream recepies, what yea got?

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Simple as it gets.

300ml double cream
100g sugar
Couple of tbsps of good cocoa
Possibly a small splash of peppermint

Blend the sugar into a fine powder, stir everything in together. Make into icecream.

Not nearly enough faff there.


this one? good price.

I stopped using Nisbets a few months ago as everything i wanted could be bought cheaper elsewhere. Recently saved £50 off of the Nisbets price for a load of stuff i wanted from here

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Surely you need to grind your own beans and grow your own mint, minimum :face_with_monocle:


Just got a bit to grow, so we will work on it. Until then we will stick to the Behringer of ice cream.

Mince pies OR Bakewells - mash with anticipatory frustration using a fork - drown in Cornish double cream - Freeze.

Also works with Brownies (although brown Owl may get ticked off…)

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I am amazed Simon hasn’t been along yet to recommend something exotic like Marmite, Jellyfish and Chipotle.


Yea, that’s the one.

I’ll try the basic receipy above and take it from there. As I like to raspberry ripple am going to have to make some fresh syrup to add…

We are aiming here right?

Serendipity 3 Frrrozen Haute Chocolate Ice Cream Sundae – $25,000

Serendipity 3 Frrrozen Haute Chocolate Ice Cream Sundae

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Salford prices

I once had a Jellyfish Salad in Kowloon - not that great.

I suspect a very dark chocolate ice cream, with a smidge of marmite (for savouriness and salt) and chipotle (for a hint of smokiness and heat) might actually be quite nice…:yum:

.I am so glad you are coming round to my way of thinking :+1: :+1:


Also works well for Pasties (and Pasteis)

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I’m sure the internationally accepted measurement unit forMarmite is a smear or a skid mark and not a smidge.

Otherwise :face_vomiting::nauseated_face::face_vomiting:

Dark chocolate and chilli or dark chocolate with salt would be good.

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I have come to prefer gelato. Try the basic vanilla recipe here.

Here’s my favourite ice cream recipe:

  1. Buy a tub some other cunt has already fucking made.
  2. Skip all the twatting-about, bullshit, posing and one-upmanship.
  3. Eat the shit out of that motherfucker.
  4. Go to 1. until Health = Diabeetus.

Have you been reading my diary ? :angry:


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