You need to get a Dick 
Plenty to choose from around here 
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I got a 12" Dick a few years ago.
Bit of a mistake to be honest, it’s quite unwieldy.
Like the polish on the edges 
8" is definitely the balance between length and performance.
And back this gif comes again.
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Innuendo aside, for knives it really is. Domestically, very little I prepare can’t be cut clean by an 8 inch blade and it’s still wieldy enough to do smaller things too.
funnily enough as part of a systematic replacement of some of my lesser used knives, I have just bought a Dick boning knife, a Wusthof paring knife and a 16cm Sentoku, to replace some crap I bought years ago.
Had a 20% off voucher at Nisbets
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There is a joke about a nasty gash to be made here…
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you are the man with the incisive wit to cut through the crap jokes with the precision of a stiletto
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Stealth cunty shoe reference detected.
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nothing gets past you
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Your withering sarcasm wounds me deeply (although as deeply or painfully as a dick boning knife would).
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Who wants a ban, then?
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Hi Pete! I was wondering when you might be along.
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Are they recommended? Might be a Christmas present for our head chef.
Yes, I like the Zwilling stuff, comparable to Wusthof etc. Not often you see them at a discount really, never mind more than 50% off.
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