It’s (don’t want to assume their gender) listening to an audio guide of how to catch burglars and rapists.
Which everyone knows is the job.
As for posting here it’s far too easy to troll and win.
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PD Phantom (he/him) on his last set before retirement. Got to complete those outstanding NCALTs or you don’t get your pension.
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So not doing the paperwork to harass motorists for going a few mph over the limit or pensioners about the TV license fee?
In fairness that is at least 90% of my work load
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Every day is a school day here on the AA. 
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Don’t remember BP. Vaguely remember something in Burgess Park with ID and The Blockheads
400 arrests and counting, oh dear, never mind.
Starmer mentioned a standing army of specialist police officets to tackle the disorder
Had that filtered down yet and what does it mean?
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It means the protesters threw all the seats. I think.
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Please let us know if you find out.
My current theory is an army of Special Constables, it’s cheap.
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We are already often at or below minimum numbers, so no idea where they are coming from.
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I think it’s him finding out that being in charge is harder than it looks.
And politicians say things because they sound good. Without thinking.
And worked before
Our patch is big, couple of weeks ago on a late late we had 8 officers 3 of them specials.
Numbers are shockingly low.
Was suprised at how stretched the police were in response to the rioting across the country, a very thin blue line.
Am sure there were many instances of bravery on display, one that sticks with me was, i think, in Bristol. Some thugs had knocked a counter protester off his bike and it looked like 5 or so burley thugs were about to pile in when a lone copper ran between them and him, ordered them back, which they did. Hope she gets a chuck up, am sure there will be many more instances come to light.
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They’re coming from the extra 20,000 police the tories recruited you bloody whinger.
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You’re not allowed to say that anymore. According to pfm the thin blue line is not a badge sold by the charity supporting families of officers killed in the line of duty but a secret symbol for the racist and white supremacist members of the police (which again according to pfm is every single one of them)
Also a terrible comedy series.
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oh fuck I’d forgotten about that pile of shit.
These three words trigger black belt emoji mode.
