Can someone skilled in knives/chisels bring a sharpener.
And do that blunt to cunt shit
The weather is improving
The brownies will be out
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I have a fairly decent electric sharpener I could fetch along…
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On the rob for Brown Owl.
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Picked up 36 pints from the Brewery, probably should have driven a bit slower on the way home… 
Don’t worry, the baked beans and tinned tomatoes are safe.
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Good name
Not keeping it cool would have more of an effect than shaking it about.
It was only in the car for 45min, not exactly roasting outside…
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I await seeing this happen
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Now that’s what I call a kebab 
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is that what they do to visitors when they stray into the local shop?
Brilliant stuff. I love the careful presentation of the final product.
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Are you local?
I am local to where I am
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Cock up on the catering front - my apologies
No scones - repeat no scones - bakers have issues - I don’t even have tissues - bastards
I’m out
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I know - beyond bummed over here - may have to hit Marks and Sparks on route
I’ll see if I can rustle up some homemade (Kipling) bakewells
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can I have one on tick? I’m good for it
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My local Sainsbury’s (2 minutes walk away) will have some. Should I pop round and see what they have ?
VB