Anything more than this is a no.
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I think you’d struggle - even in one of those… 
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Now you’re talking! That’s the dog’s bollocks, that! 
Yeah, think I’ll duck out of making any further suggestions…
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I see what you did there… 
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…it certainly fits the bill though…
Lardy cake
Very appropriate 
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Shit, that’s me bollocksed!
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Yes Steve, I think you may need to bring two pies this year ensuring you can do at least one in personally to keep on track. Otherwise the tombola of doom may turn in your favor
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Three 
I’ve got a decent off-licence near me. Can get a few drinks into Alison.
What shall I bring ? 
While the general principle seemed to be to bring quality over quantity, it’s useful to have some random cheap shit to pour down @Rob998 's neck in enormous quantities. After his 43rd drink he can’t tell the difference.
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A gallon of home made absinthe?
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The finest wines available to humanity obvs.
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And as humanity won’t be there he gets to take them home again!
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Unfortunately I can’t make Loppers this year, so you can bring top shelf booze secure in the knowledge I won’t be minesweeping it!
It doesn’t matter if you bring nothing, the indulgence is always there and appreciated by all, whatever tickles your pickle is the best motto
Hmmmm, I dunno, if you’re sleeping in the bunk rooms, you must bring essential PPE - ear-plugs and a gas mask. 