surely Andrex is better for arse cleansing
I might take you up on that Stu, I am about 40 miles North East of you over night. 
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Have scrounged a cool box of the parents so will fill it with bags of ice before I leave.
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Baking commenced. Batch of shortbread and a cake on the way.
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After being nudged, I will attempt to procure a pie from Nelson’s about the same size as a slightly overweight child.
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So the BBQ on Friday - I think the meat might be sorted (and some!)
I think someone offered to make guacamole already? If so I can make a fresh salsa, a rainbow slaw and if people fancy it, BBQ rum pineapple?
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As long as you save some for the pizza
That was my plan
I’ll bring these two homity pies. If we’re being kind I think we’ll have to say the look is ‘rustic’. And the wholemeal pastry is v crumbly. But “they’ve got good things in them” (spuds, onions, cheese, spinach, fats, spices and seasonings, plus pastry). The hairy bikers say each one serves 6-8.
Plus drinks of course, and some carrot cake and biscuits if I remember.
VB
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There should also be about a litre of double cream in there too if it’s the same hairy bikers one I make!
Maybe not quite a litre, but there is a good deal (I hid that under ‘fats’ where, if I’d thought about it, I could probly have sneaked the cheese too).
VB
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Yes, I’m afraid you have to share.
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Is @stu preparing his signature dish yet ? Hope he made an early start.
Yes, I’m looking forward to seeing the ‘Lopwell Special’ too.
This is an AA meat men escape. Not a fucking Michelin starred restaurant 
When is the human sacrifice?