Lopwell Raffle 2025 - Donations and tickets:

Peace of mind, isn’t it lovely?.. but just under the surface things aren’t so tranquil are they ? Your conscience is reminding you that this place costs actual money to run, it’s also reminding you generosity is like a muscle - use it or loose it. A word from our sponsor

An Omen EP, by How to destroy angels.
Who, what, eh I hear you say.
Well, this is a slice of voluptuous electronica from Mr and Mrs Trent Reznor.
Nine Inch Nails noise lubricated with silky female vocals.
Admittedly it has been played a few times but is in good nick.
The selection is from an album, which I have since procured.
So hopefully the EP can go on to spread the love.

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I need my over sized ear blown and a poster to prove it, anyway moving on
I travelled to Belgium where the wife was presented with this piece of voodoo, hand made and papier mâché.

It’s in tip top condition, right move approved and furniture retailers all over the south coast are crashing sites looking for one.

I’ll be sorry to see it go but good causes an all

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Perfect and terrifying. We just need a Clown version for @Mrs_Maureen_OPinion to win.

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Be bold - Dare to Imagine the ecstasy of the win, it really could be you - Tickets on sale in May

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The Lopwell Raffle - where the difference between winning and losing is merely a matter of perspective :rofl:

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I’m available for engraving duties :grinning:

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Contributing, is the grandest of prizes.

I’m pretty sure I have 1 or 2 records I can throw in, a batch of CDs and a bottle of booze at the back of the cabinet. Let me go look and I’ll confirm.

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Keen to get some desirable top prizes

Is that code for ‘do better’? :joy:

Means he doesn’t think much of the shit donated so far :grinning:

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The raffle is always a mixture of great and not so great - Moaar great would be nice.

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It’s hard to imagine the home that won’t be improved by an obviously-cursed, shit-brown, mummified infant statuette mounted on a breeze-block :heart_eyes: I am way the fuck in!

What did your wife do to upset her benefactors so much?

…I will also try to find some shit to flytip desirable prizes to offer :ok_hand:

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You’ll have to make up some cables :grin:.

Must be time for this again

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Are these of any interest for the raffle ?

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I’ll be donating another rare and covetable timepiece…

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Cod

Me too…

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Added to the list

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