Meat packaging

Hand in glove at most , and then functional, a ledder is not functional unless your are actually a U-boat captain.

I really want someone here to hand up and show a torpedo

Are you a young Marlon Brando?

Are you James Dean?

Are you Dee Dee Ramone?

Are you the Fonz?

If the answer to any/all of the above is No then steer clear of the cow hide jackets.

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A remnant from the midlifeā€¦

Vague notion you showed-up to an early Scalford in that.

Absolutely twatted too, iircā€¦ :laughing:

No, I donā€™t think that was meā€¦ pretty sure I havenā€™t worn it in over 20 years!

I was probably twatted, too TBF.

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I bought an Aero jacket in the early 90s, horsehide with Alpaca lining. A Highwayman though, not one with all the zips. Passed my bike test in it a few years later and it still lurks in a wardrobe now. Fantastic quality thing. If i could still fit in it Iā€™d wear it and just ignore the sniggers from random passers by.

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Is that a euphemism?

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Is that the longer jobbie with the belt?

Ah no, different!

Barnstormer

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Goitre is indeed back in fashion :ok_hand:

"Unusually short, deaf, intellectually stunted, a syndrome once known as ā€œcretinism.ā€

Poses a moral issue: - Should I give Stronzi Iodine or keep him as he is - Deficient, entertaining and a cretinā€¦ ???

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If he can keep the cocaine bowl upright on his head and not spill any then Iā€™d say youā€™re straying from ā€˜pet-keepingā€™ to ā€˜modern slaveryā€™ - which given how much he enjoys it, is a strong argument against the iodine :purple_heart:

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Highwayman was the most popular seller by far. Options were Chrome tan or ā€˜Vintage tanā€™ (Softer) If you were planning on falling off a moving vehicle or being stabbed the Chrome tan was the way to go. The Barnstormer was the next most popular, Pea coatish with belt (longer) good for spying & not getting rain down your ass crack. Amazed my old sales patter is still logged. (Weird I got sacked)

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