Worst undercover low profile disguise ever 
Had to skin a LOT of Winnie-the-Poohs . . . You can almost hear their agonised screams as a chain-smoking chinaman dunked them alive in boiling water…
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And THIS is how you celebrate 
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I didn’t understand the hat, couldn’t fathom the glasses, and was perplexed when you posted the cost, BUT now I’ve seen the whole ensemble it makes complete sense. So that’s the look you’re going for 
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oh the hat - i was just about to step out to the shop to go and buy some onions. But Louise said wearing the hat and coat with shorts was ridiculous.
She is campaigning for me to send the coat back - on the grounds that i am so messy it’ll be full of stains soon, and it’ll become a cat bed, and its too warm to wear.
Comedy Pimp ?
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More outfits please
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I for one support the onion buying ensemble.
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well i went to the shop the fuckers had sold out of onions - i did hear the screech of brakes as a car nearly crashed. It is too warm for me even with just shorts and a t-shirt.
File under: ‘Cunts’. A man gets all ready for the job in hand and shazzam no Onions.
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Auditioning Innit …
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Ditch the t-shirt then. Or, maybe, the shorts. Or both.
there’s a thought, perhaps a singlet and a pair of tights.
And no shreddies 
Now I’ve had a couple of sherbets, I wear Cubitts specs and have ordered a slightly bright pea coat.
Mildly worried that I’ll end up looking like a @anon14766838 groupie.
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I wear Cubitts too, I fear we have caught Ziggyitus…I have a hankering for a floribunda waistcoat. Have you any shoe symptoms?
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I have many, many shoes, but they are all stout Derbys from Northampton rather than fluorescent plastic abominations from Mars.
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Fishing tights?
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