Shopping for a new skirt John?
Yes, what do you think?
I think at your age you 'd probably find something more suitable at Laura Ashley or a mooch around the local charity shops
Having the colostomy bag visible would be a bold aesthetic choice.
and the lesson for today is, don’t eat beans before you don your gimp suit.
He’s going to be popular at the urinals.
Thankfully I have no idea who that fud is.
There’s no fly I can see ( deffo not going to zoom in…) and no practical way of going to the bog, so I think he’s got a piss bag in one of the leg balloon thingies.
“Sharon,we have a man who’s wedged himself in,in aisle 6”
Doubt Sharon would have a clue what was meant so would carry on her normal duties regardless.
I’m all for people identifying as whatever the fck they like but they/them as a pronoun is just fcking ridiculous. Need to come up with a different word.
Fud
My choice of “it/that” for my personal pronouns was rejected at work.
At least it’s a singular term. I’m might try for cunt/cunty but I suspect most people call me that already.
So’s they/them you demented pisswizard. Singular usage actually predates plural usage.