We need @edd9000 to CNC one
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Could I have a box of disappointment shopkeep?
Yes certainly sir… here you are.
Nasty. Drier than a camel’s tit and tastes of Vim.
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I prefer Ajax 
The dog looks interested though
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Remember them from last year
Karma bites you on the arse for unseasonal mince pie consumption.
A mince pie is not just for Christmas you ochre fool.
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Get on the Aldi Special range, chaps. I’m huffing them here.
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Guff, you russet muppet.
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Find them a tad sickly after the third box
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Aligning the mighty pie with the birth of an Israeli carpenter was your first mistake
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First Calnan’s mince pie of 2019 today
Very good indeed ! Large. Deep fill, and completely full. Pastry with just a touch of the shortbread to it. Slightly too much dusting for my taste, but it can be brushed away.
I’m going to miss that shop when it shuts 
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VB
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Narelle is off to Calnans today. I have no doubt a couple of pies will be procured.
It’s still October you cunts. Apple & Blackberry should be where we are.
Hell & Handcarts come to mind.
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Take back control from Seasonal prohibitionists, Pie pedants and other conservatives.
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