Mince Pie Revisionist. Hypocrisy, Cognitive Dissonance and Flaked Almonds

[murrayjohnson]

Was going to ask if he’d taken it into work in his back pocket.

[Ruprecht]

Germs!

[murrayjohnson]

Indeed. What is oozing from under the cup? I think we should be told.

[Professor_Chaos]

Vodka & orange juice.

[murrayjohnson]

I was thinking more of a squashed Amazonian tree frog.

You find all sorts in a TfL office.

[Ruprecht]

Trump tears.

[Wayward]

@Ruprecht

Trump tears.

Puss then.

[HughJanus]

I spoke to a colleague and was told that it was egg yolk

[chelseadave]

I had the same with medium sized coffee £4.60.

6/10 for mince tart

[HughJanus]

£2.20 for the pie plus £3.35 for the Flat White (extra shot)

[murrayjohnson]

They saw you coming (and threw an egg at you)

[htm_1968]

@HughJanus

£2.20 for the pie plus £3.35 for the Flat White (extra shot)

Jesus!!

[crimsondonkey]

Metropolitan types huh?!

[HughJanus]

That London.

[htm_1968]

@HughJanus

That London.

Was the coffee shop made of glass?

[anon14766838]

@Wayward

Puss

cat or pus?

[Stepmotheratomicbomb]

Tis a god damn shame this one didnt make it

[pmac]

Looking good

[Stepmotheratomicbomb]

Clottedcreamfail, still.

[AmDismal]

I’m not sure I buy the clotted cream on mince pie thing. The mince pie should be moist already, and have suet for mouth feel. Cream is moist fat, intended to complement something quite tart, say.

If it’s good enough it shouldn’t need clotted cream, and if it’s not good enough, it’s not good enough.